Re: Only in America...

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This message was posted by Mike, posted on June 15, 2000 at 14:11:00 coming from 128.11.103
This message is a reply to Only in America... posted from Rob posted at June 14, 2000 at 15:36:44
> Greetings!

> I read this in a local paper - thought you all might like it!

> Only in America...

> ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

> ...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

> ...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.

> ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and put our junk in the garage.

> ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.

> ...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'

> and finally:

> ...do they have drive up ATM machines with braille lettering!

> enjoy!

> Rob

hey those are some good points i thought it was something abt don king (alex) inside joke


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