> > I read this in a local paper - thought you all might like it!
> > Only in America...
> > ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
> > ...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink.
> > ...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.
> > ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and put our junk in the garage.
> > ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
> > ...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
> > and finally:
> > ...do they have drive up ATM machines with braille lettering!
> > enjoy!
> > Rob
> Reminds me of something that was once said...
> "Only in America can somebody rise from the streets and ghettos, and go and bite somebody's ear"}}}}}
ROTFL!! When I saw the subject line I just knew a Don King joke had to come up. LOL