I read this in a local paper - thought you all might like it!
Only in America...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink.
...do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counter.
...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway, and put our junk in the garage.
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: 'poli' in Latin means 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures.'
and finally:
...do they have drive up ATM machines with braille lettering!
enjoy!
Rob