> Christopher Jones of Pontiac,Michigan thought sure he was going to beat a drug rap. When he stood trial he attempted to have his case dismissed, claiming to have been the subject of an illegal search. Thre prosecutor said that a bulge in Mr; Johns' jacket gave the officer probable cause. That is when Mr. Johns proved his crack intelligence. He offered up the very same jacket to show that there couldn't possibly have been a bulge in it. The baliff presented the jacket to the judge - who reached his hand into the pocket and came out with a fresh packet of coccaine!
> Paul Miller was reading the death notices in his local paper when he came across this note: "Miller, Paul Leslie - 4/6/44 to 9/5/98. Will be much missed father, grandfather and friend..." It turns out that the premature report of his death had been placed by his son Jason, 26, to try to convince his boss that his dad had died so he could get time off from work - He didn't think anyone would notice! - The police did - and Jason got 50 hours of community service!
> Dorothy Joyner, 57, a mayoral candidate in Baltimore, saw her campaign trail veer from city hall to county jaim when, during a local newscast on July 16, 1999, she made an impassioned speech that decried the inadequacy of law enforcement and demanded better policing. She got what she asked for: An officer watching the show recognized her as a fugitive with an outstanding warrant for misdemeanor burglarly from the previous year. Police officers were waiting for her as she exited the studio, and she was led away in handcuffs!
> :-)
> Rob
~LOL!!! Those are pretty funny.